February 2011
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
copernicus-uk:
paran0id-:
ceciliaxoxo:
tooflytofall:
christineashleyagra:
calmyotitz:
ashanteebaby:
kushkickschicks:
alwaysomer:
-pandabear:
staciiiannee:
baleenmorning:
sunlightsunshinee:
AND HE CAN’T EVEN DRIVE? FUCK, SPONGEBOB, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
(via matthewhimself)
LOL
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
January 2011
When people use the same word to describe...
When you look back at the people you thought were...
jancarloreyes:
and then you’re like what was I thinking?
anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant: I... →
rachellephant:
It all comes back to her, really: She was the one who pissed Mark off enough to make him create that face mash thing in the first place. Then, it was continually about impressing her, because obviously Mark was still torn up over it: He agreed to work with the Winklevi because they rowed Krew, and…
When somebody IRL mentions the Oscars
robin-sparkles:
HI LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY NOMINEE
While walking with your friends...
anothershipwreck:
cathyssdownat:
Cool boys and their friends
Cool girls and their friends
You and your friends
I get really freaked out when I play that "The...
I just want a nice big hug for Valentines Day
poisonedtwinkie:
Not a half hug
but a big bear hug like this
